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SCREW you.
Put the SCREWS to someone
HAMMER the point home.
It's HAMMER time!
If you want to NAIL her, just PLIER with liquor.
Did you DRILL her last night?
I SAW him last night.
She admired his finely CHISELED features.
Mary WRENCHED her ankle.
FILE this for me.
SOCKET to me!
I put together a JIGSAW puzzle.
The boss really RAKED me over the coals.
I bought my daughter a RABBET for her birthday.
I'm gonna BOLT, this website is NUTS!!!
I SAWHORSE racing at the track last night
I'm going to kick your ADZE.
They're BEARING down on us.
Don't you get the DRIFT, or must I PUNCH you?
We're gonna PLUNGER right into the deep blue!
David is such a SNAKE in the business world.
For God's sake, give me a BRAKE.
Just call a SPADE a SPADE.
She just wants MOWER than I can give.
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I can't make it any PLANER than this.
Did you find the M.I.L.T. site RIVETING?
You hit the NAIL on the head.
They always PICK on me.
I'm only gonna AXE you once...
He's AWL over the road.
We've really gotta CLAMP down on this.
Sit on this egg until you HATCHET
Excessive drinking is your only VISE.
I'm going to go to the MAUL and do some shopping
I'm going to PUNCH you.
I think I'll eat a PLUMB, BOB.
Let me LEVEL with you.
Get me that rotten BASTARD'S FILE.
Your mama is a HOE.
Your mamas are HOSE.
I MITER I might not.
Take this to the Post Office and MALLET.
He went to the doctor with a painful case of LOCKNUT.
I knows all, I SAWZALL!
Here comes the DRILL sargeant!
You sure seem CHIPPER today.
Boy, my arm SOCKET hurts.
I think I'll just LATHE around the houthe today, thweetheart.
This is SHEAR madness!
If I had vodka & OJ, I'd make a SCREWDRIVER.
Is vodka and milk of magnesia a PHILLIP'S SCREWDRIVER?
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