Clinton Succumbs to Tool Lobby

Guarding the safety of America's children is sometimes a thankless job. You won't find headlines blaring "Another Child Saved- Thanks to M.I.L.T.!" because our success is measured in happy healthy kids, and unfortunately that doesn't make the news.

But what really hurts our feelings is when our President- the leader of the Free World- goes on record in a leading news magazine to say he is planning to purchase Dangerous Cordless Tools.

What flabbergasts us is that he claims to have never even seen a cordless power drill! This is the man with whom we've entrusted the Safety of the Republic?

Now you know why we here at M.I.L.T. must carry on the Fight- to make America aware of the dangers of Assault Tools in the hands of unlicensed and unknowing homeowners- including, it would seem, the President of the United States!