M.I.L.T. Enlists Help of
Giant Corporation

M.I.L.T. today aligned itself with giant corporation Citibank, calling it "... a moral beacon in a churning, unsafe sea of depravity and pointy sharp things." Citibank recently allowed it to slip that it was unwilling to partner itself with any company which deals in objects that might be unsafe.

Naturally, this fits M.I.L.T.'s objectives like a glove. Below is an actual reproduction of the actual letter sent to Citibank officials pleading for their assistance. If you have a Citibank Visa card, Master Card, or bank account, please ask Citibank to consider M.I.L.T.'s request.

(Note- as of 8 March 2000 Citibank has evidently decided is is, after all, willing to partner itself with companies who deal in objects that might be unsafe. Therefore, there is no longer a need to contact them with our request. This time.)