Do Safety Features Exist?

M.I.L.T. operatives have discovered the existence of a letter from a major power tool manufacturer which all but denies the existence of any safety features on the power tools they make!

Frankly, we were shocked and dismayed by the tone of this communiqué, which arrogantly rebuffs the writer and tells him to ask someone else.

Why won't they answer? That's obvious- there are no safety features in unlicensed power tools- they are unregulated death and dismemberment marketed to the public for the sake of financial gain of giant tool conglomerates!

How long must we suffer for their amusement?