Coming Out Of The Closet

At first, we couldn't believe it.

We tried ignoring it, hoping it would go away.

But alert M.I.L.T. members kept bringing to our attention a company that went out of its way to furnish users with dangerous tools- tools it knows are dangerous. We're talking about the "Dead On" Tool Company.

Dead On Tools actually capitalizes on the fact that tools and death go hand and hand.

Witness the tool on the right, a tool they refer to as the "Exhumer." A multi-purpose tool, its claim to fame is the built in bottle opener, for the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Tools are already dangerous enough, but this company wants to decrease your chances for survival by including booze into the deadly mix. Shameful.

The "Death Stick" hammer. Do we really have to say anything else? Dead On Tools proclaims that they were
"...founded on the principle that even serious tools can be fun. Dead On Products like the Death Stick, stand for personal freedom, and they salute you, the individual, for refusing to accept the status quo."

Personal freedom? Is refusing to accept common sense tool licensing a celebration of freedom? Would they feel more free laying on an emergency room table with a limb waiting to be reattached? Does loss of blood make them feel more patriotic?

Dead On Tools confirms what M.I.L.T. and its members knew all along- death and tools often go hand and hand.